Part 31: The Road Not Taken
“So, you are lost.”
“I’m not lost. I just don’t know exactly where we are.”
“Which means… you are lost.”
“Oh, shut up!” Dora had stopped the car at the side of the small road and angled for her phone. “You are just as lost as me.”
“Correct. But I’m not the one driving.” It was just friendly banter. We had spend a wonderful evening at the cinema and were still in high spirits. It wasn’t dark yet, the air was warm and fresh. There was nothing to worry about. Except that we were lost.
In a tiny village somewhere out there, an even tinier movie theater had shown the 1954 Gene Kelly classic “Brigadoon”. It had been… cute, with a lot of singing and dancing, but now I was starting to feel like the heroes of the movie: lost in a timeless wilderness. What a crazy notion! This wasn’t the Scottish Highlands or the Australian Outback. This was the heart of Germany, and just by following the road for another few kilometers, we were bound to hit a town or village sooner or later.
Dora threw her cell-phone back into her bag. “Low battery.” I went for my own phone. “Hm. No connection.”
“Lost!” Dora covered her face in a dramatic gesture. “Lost in a land without phone coverage! Whatever shall we do now?” She restarted the car and, in a more serious tone, said “Though we should rejoin civilization soon… it seems I forgot to refuel.”
We went on. Each intersection we passed was unmarked. Though we took the roads that seemed wider and better kept, they all turned narrow and winding after just a short distance. The country was hilly and wooded. There were no lights on the horizon, no shine of settlements to guide us.
Then, suddenly, there was a light. Just ahead, on the road, beyond the bend or the next. A flickering, orange light. “Aliens!” Dora exclaimed. “Well, I’m not saying it is aliens… but it is aliens.” I chuckled as we went past the bend and the light turned out to car’s hazard lights. Or something similar. A lumpy figure in what seemed to be a dark hooded overcoat was rummaging on the narrow street, and a big white van appeared in the flashing lights.
“No aliens. Crazy axe murderer.” I corrected my girlfriend. “With a car breakdown. We should help him.”
We pulled into the narrow forest track and came to a stop next to the larger vehicle. The menacing figure approached us, periodically lit up by the flashes of light. It did not come from the car, as we could see now, but from a small warning triangle that was set on the nearby road.
As Dora wound down her window, the hooded shadow called out: “You’re the Automobile Club’s mechanics? Oh, that’s fantastic. I had almost given up on you.”
It was a woman’s voice, and as the speaker came closer to our car, we realized that the greatcoat was just a cloak, blazer and skirt combination and the hood just her dark hair. Just a woman, a short and blocky woman in the middle of her thirties.
In the same way, as she came closer, she realized that, even if Dora’s car was the same yellow color, we weren’t road helpers. Her expression sank visibly. “Oh, sorry, I mistook you for the ADAC Yellow Angels.”
Dora got out of the car. “No, sorry. Just two poor lost travelers. But maybe we can help? Any idea what’s wrong?” The woman in black shrugged. “Sorry, no idea. It just won’t start. Might be the battery, but it went fine up to here, so…”
“Oh, I could give you a jump-start!” Dora interrupted.
It was an experience to drive with Dora. She would speed in the city and crawl on the Autobahn. Right-of-way was a privilege of the driver with the biggest tits… that is: her. She could curse like a sailor if a big car got in her way. She could be scathingly condescending if a small car didn’t acknowledge her primacy. But you had to give her that: she wasn’t afraid to get her hands dirty and make sure her little vintage FIAT was always in top condition.
So even if she only had had her license for a couple of months, she knew perfectly well what she was doing. She maneuvered her car to the front of the big van, jumped out, opened the hoods and went for the starter cable. She checked the contacts and correctly placed them in their assigned positions. She made sure that every electricity consumer was turned off, the gears were in neutral, had me step on the gas just a bit and gave the go. By the book – her driving instructor would have burst with pride.
“Now try it. Start the engine!”
The van’s motor made funny noises, but did not connect. Five seconds, ten seconds. Nothing. After a short pause, a second attempt. Nothing. Dora rechecked the contacts – they were fine. Third try. Still nothing.
“So, it doesn’t seem to be the battery. I’m sorry, but that is the end of my knowledge.” Dora sounded even a little depressed. She had so much wanted to shine and help.
The woman only shrugged. “I’m grateful for your attempt. Well, I have already contacted the roadside assistance. I just have to wait.”
She glanced at her watch. “Wait some more. I may have to call them again. So, thanks for your help, and travel safely!”
I spoke up: “Perhaps you might be able to help us instead. We are kind of lost.” Dora gave me an angry look.
The woman laughed. “That happens quite frequently here around. These roads are a maze. Sure. All you have to do…” and she continued to give us a detailed description of how to get back to the main road.
“That should get you back to civilization in no time. It was nice meeting you.”
She turned to get out her phone and went into her van.
We crawled back into our tiny vehicle. “A pity we couldn’t help her.” Dora sighed. “But now we have confirmation about the direction I would have taken anyway.” I kept my silence on that, while Dora started the car. Tried to start the car. Somehow it didn’t want to.
“I can’t have drained my battery in this! Impossible!” The FIAT’s motor made funny noises. Second, third, fourth attempt. Nothing. I looked at the fuel gauge. “The battery may be fine, but we are finally out of gas.”
Feeling a little embarrassed, we went up to the big white van and knocked on the side. The door slid open.
“Oh, you’re still here?”
Dora blushed: “Yeah, well, you wouldn’t be able to spare a little gas for us? It seems I ran out.” – “Diesel?” – “No, just standard petrol.”
“Sorry.” The woman was apologetic. “Can’t help you there. It seems we are stuck here together until the service arrives. Which may take a while. I just called them, and they told me it might be another hour. A lot to do tonight, it seems.”
She sighed and winced. “And I have been waiting for an hour already. I should be home by now. I must… I need to… well, doesn’t matter.” She looked decidedly unhappy, but for the first time she took a real good look at us, especially at Dora.
She sighed again, this time in resignation. “Well, yes, so it seems we’re stuck. I have some tea and cookies, if you care to join me? But if you’d rather stay with your car…”
Dora was quick to accept the invitation, though not without some last reservations. “No, we’ll gladly join you. Say, you don’t have an axe in that car, do you?”
Our host laughed in surprise: “An axe? No, why, do you need one?” – “Oh, never mind, just a silly thought. “ Dora blushed.
We introduced ourselves to our new friend, explained where we came from and why we were here tonight. Her eyebrows went up when we mentioned our hometown, but without further remark she did the same in return. “Martina. Martina Müller. I was checking with some farmers around here. I’m a representative for a local dairy cooperative.” For some reason, it was her now who blushed.
In the back of her van, the reason became obvious as she removed her costume jacket. With coat and blazer on, I would have pegged her as stocky, chubby, heck, let’s be brazen: short and fat.
The additional layers of clothing removed, she was still short, but not fat. Not at all fat. Not slim, no Twiggy. But by far not as obese as the bulk under her coat had lead me to believe.
She was just stacked. Enormously stacked. She looked as if she had a pair of beach balls stuck under her blouse. The wonder of modern structural engineering that was her bra pushed these monumental mountains of flesh up on her chest, and still the lower slopes of these gigantic mounds reached down below her waistline. Working for a dairy corporation? She must have heard every stupid cow joke a million times.
I had the weirdest feeling of déjà-vu. For a moment, I could see her without the shirt. I could see her in her bra, a massive contraption of shiny black fabric, extra strength weave, broad bands, Velcro and reinforcing wires. It was uncanny.
Dora must have felt something similar, or she was just dumbstruck by the presence of a woman with such an imposing figure. She had gotten used to being the biggest and bustiest girl around. Her fantastic tits had surpassed even our friend Andrea. But even her sizable flesh mountains would have disappeared in these cups. The very thought left her speechless, but there was no sign of envy on her face. Just sheer marveling… and perhaps a little bit of something else.
If Martina noticed anything, she didn’t react. She must have been used to people’s stares, even if she wasn’t comfortable with it. Still, she seemed nervous. She sat down on one of the benches that lined the side of the van’s hold, then jumped up again. “Tea! You said you wanted some, yes?” Rummaging through a box at the front, she returned with a Thermos bottle and some plastic cups.
She took her seat again, handed us the cups and poured the tea. But just after a few seconds, she was up again, pacing the narrow space, mumbling to herself. “No use. I can’t…”
I looked at Dora, she looked at me. Would the woman go for the axe now? Instead Martina stopped and turned to us. “I apologize. It’s… weird. Awkward. See, I need to express myself. I hope you will understand.” She looked at Dora.
Dora blinked. “Sure, yes, whatever you want to tell us.”
The elder woman offered a small nervous laugh. “No, you don’t understand. I need to express these.” She seemed to be close to tears as she gestured at the double gallon jugs on her chest.
“See, ever since I had my baby, a few months back, and these blew up, I could not stop lactating. I’m constantly leaking. I need to pump three times a day. I was on the road since early this morning, and didn’t pump. I left my pump in the office, and couldn’t pump at noon. And now I should have been home for an hour and now I am stuck here, and stuck for who-knows-how-long and I am so full it hurts!” She sobbed and looked at Dora again. “I hoped you would understand. Surely you will understand, right?”
Dora hesitated for a second. “Well, I am not lactating. My boobs are just… they just are that size.” Her voice was completely sincere, but I could see the impish gleam in her eyes. “How can we help you?”
Martina gave a sigh of relief. “Oh, I won’t assault you. It’s just… I don’t have a pump, and I don’t have any containers, and I cannot spray milk all over the car. I thought I would go out and… well, just let it run.” She paused at the embarrassing thought. “But if there’s someone to see me. If the mechanic comes and sees me milk… doing… I would die of shame! So if you could keep a watch?”
I felt that Dora was willing to do a lot more, and I wouldn’t have refused either. But this poor girl was so ashamed. Dora nodded. “Of course we can do that. We’ll help you as best as we can.”
“Oh, thank you so very much.” The dairy girl started to babble from relief. “I have always been quite big, you see, and nothing of that kind happened with my first baby, but now they just exploded, getting so big and heavy and full all the time.” She had started to unbutton her white starched blouse. “It’s not that I mind a lot, even if they raise a lot of attention and jokes, but they can also be a lot of fun at…” She stopped for a moment, dropping this inappropriate line of thought. “Still, you wouldn’t guess the offers I get, especially in my line of work, but it’s also quite funny, when you think about it. I even had the idea of starting a little advertising campaign, with pictures and such, nothing too risqué of course. “
She paused again, not noticing us staring at her chest and her fingers undoing button by button.
“Buying clothes is horrible of course. Hard enough to find something fitting when you are a “small” all over, but an “extra-super-special large” in the chest. And for bras, don’t ask me about bras…”
She had finished with the buttons and we saw the thing we shouldn’t ask her about. It was a massive contraption of black, shiny fabric, extra strength, with broad straps, hooks and Velcro reinforcements.
“… it’s almost impossible to find bras of this size, even most seamstresses cannot do them, but then I was told of a little shop, why, in your very own town, run by the sweetest woman, called…”
“Andrea” we interrupted in unison. “Oh, you know her?” A lot more relaxed now, she took her shirt off and looked at Dora again. “Why, of course you would know her.”
Dora laughed. “We do not only know her, she’s a friend of us, and we work with her, from time to time. I think I have seen her working on that beast you are wearing. Do you need help getting it off?”
Martina had fallen silent, and only now seemed to realize that she was standing shirtless in front of two strangers she had just met on the road. “Yes. Err, no. I mean, no, thank you, I can manage by myself. Alone.” She tried to use her arms to cover up her front. An ironic gesture, considering that the huge bra covered up more of her than what you could see on a completely decent beach.
The broad straps, ten centimeters wide or more, already hid most of the side and back of her torso. The gigantic cups covered the majority of her huge bosom. They started high and went on and on and on down to her hips, completely hiding her stomach. The bra curved outward to the sides, so that you couldn’t see her arms anymore. It enveloped her massive chest monsters almost completely, in a sports-bra fashion. And even then, the amount of cleavage shown at the unrevealing top edge was longer and deeper than an average girl would show stark naked.
Both Dora and I stared in utter disbelief. After what seemed an eternity, Martina cleared her throat and broke the spell. “I know. Incredible, isn’t it. But I need to get it off, so if you could…” She hinted at the door and we took our exit.
We took a short walk, to give the big girl enough privacy to get rid of her confining bra and leave the van without being observed.
Dora shivered. From excitement, I knew, because the night air was still mild. “Wow. Have you seen these? I cannot believe how huge they are! Have you ever seen tits like these? Would you even tell me if you had seen tits like these?”
“Well… I once knew a girl with tits almost like these. Don’t know what became of her. She might still be around somewhere, if she hasn’t killed herself with her reckless driving.” I responded slyly and immediately received my deserved punishment in form of a punch in the ribs.
“I could leave you here, go home without you, if you don’t like my driving.” she teased me, snuggling close to me. “But you’d like that, wouldn’t you? If I’d left you here, with Martina and her ginormous bra?”
Two could play this game. “Leave me here? Leave me to explore what’s inside these huge cups, and you get nothing, all alone on your way home? You wouldn’t dare!”
By now, we were entwined in a close embrace. Her hand moved down to my crotch, to feel the hardness that was pestering me for quite some time now. My hand was pushing up into her shirt, her bra, to feel her erect nipples.
She didn’t come up with further snarky replies, as her mouth was busy covering my face with hot kisses.
Suddenly, there was a noise and a light. A car passed on the road beyond and Dora flinched. “Shucks, we are supposed to be on the look-out.” She giggled. “Imagine if the mechanic had caught us in the middle of… having some fun.”
I tried to reestablish our previous comfortable position. “Admit it… you’d like that. But didn’t they say it would be another hour? Time enough for… having some fun.”
Dora pushed me away. “Not out here, where anyone might see. I’m a modest girl, don’t you know?
She looked over to the van, and beyond into the woods, where Martina would be “expressing.”
“I wonder how she’s doing. If she takes her time, we might take over the van, perhaps?”
She took a few steps towards the forest. “I’ll go and check on her. You stay here. I’m a girl, and I am big… she’ll know I understand. But you stay put. Or at least don’t get seen!”
Off she was, driven by curiosity or lust, or both. I paused for a second, undecided, then I followed her. I’d have to stay behind the van, to stay hidden in the flashing lights, but I could still listen in. And maybe steal a glimpse or two.
“You all right?” Dora asked, and I could almost hear Martina give a jump. “Oh, it’s you. Yeah, fine. Service not here yet?
I slowly inched around the back of the car to get a better view… any view!
“Not yet.” Dora said. “I just wanted to see how you were doing. All alone in the woods.”
Martina stood facing away from the van. She had gotten rid of her shirt and bra, and also her skirt… to keep it safe from getting wet, I supposed. She stood there, only in panties and silk stockings, her arms crossed in front of her torso, to hide the mass of her breasts from view. The sheer size of these things made it impossible, and gave me a fantastic backside view of her gargantuan tits spilling out to the sides. Still I envied Dora for the sight she must have had.
“I’m fine, thanks.” Martina responded. “Better, anyway. Still leaking all over the place.”
She dropped her useless attempt at modesty and resumed her activity. With both hands, she took up one of her heavy tits and with practiced motions pressed into the soft flesh. In the orange light, a spray of milky droplets sparkled.
“It’s just so much. Too much.” Stroke. “Of everything. I’m constantly leaking milk.” Squirt. “I cannot even breastfeed my baby with these things.” Stroke, squirt. “And my husband… he’s… it’s just too much.” Spray. “Oh, sorry.”
“No problem.” Dora used a finger to wipe the milk from her face and licked it clean. “So, your husband doesn’t like your boobs?”
“Why, yes! Or… I don’t know. I don’t think so. He seems to be… overwhelmed. Doesn’t know how to handle them. Doesn’t understand how it… hey, what are you doing?”
Dora had placed her hand on the enormous big bloated dairy tank. “Nothing. Just helping out. Does it feel wrong?” She started to knead the gargantuan mass of Martina’s heavy hanging milk-filled tit.
The sound of an engine rose behind me, and I flinched. Quickly retreating back to the street, I found a car had pulled into the small track. The co-driver wound down the window and addressed me: “Trouble?”
“Had a breakdown. Everything’s fine. Just waiting for the service. Thanks for stopping.” – “Anything I can do to help?” – “No, thank you. Nothing to do but wait for the tech.”
The car went on. That had been close. Time to end this naughty game and clean up. Dora had had enough fun for the night… well, for now. I passed the van and my good intentions vanished in an instant.
Martina had lifted up her massive right tit. She needed both arms to cradle this fat oversized whopper. Greedily, she was suckling on her own teat. My girl was kneeling in front of her, heaving up the other gigantic udder with both hands, burying her face in the huge brown areola, drinking her fill.
The look on Martina’s face was one of pure bliss, but it shifted to surprise and shock as she saw me approaching. She dropped the weight from her arms, almost burying Dora under an avalanche of tit-meat. They almost toppled over from the impact.
A flicker of hesitation crossed her face, of doubt, of fear, a finally, decision. She sighed and reached down for her wobbling heavyweight monster tit again, raising it in a gesture of offering. “Tea’s gone cold. Want some milk?”
I couldn’t resist. I went to my knees right next to Dora and dove right into the soft creamy flesh. Sinking my hands into the malleable mass of breast flesh, hiding my face in the dinner plate sized areola, searching around with my tongue for the engorged nipple.
I sucked the thick teat into my mouth and began to drink her sweet tit milk. Martina started to moan softly. “Oh, that’s so good. That’s how it should be. Suck me, little calves! Milk me! I’m a dairy cow and I need you to suck my fat udders dry.”
We went berserk on her nipples. Sucking, licking, nibbling and kissing. The milk continued to flow, dripping over the slopes of her quivering meat mountains. She was a quiet one, this gorgeous milk maid, and only a shivering and a little squeak announced her ultimate orgasm.
When the wave of pleasure had ebbed, she stumbled back, depriving us of our suckers. A look of sheer terror was on her face. “This… what have we done? This isn’t…”
Before we could say or do anything to calm her, there was a voice coming from the street. “Hello? Is there anyone here? ADAC breakdown service! Hello?”
Martina froze in panic. She stood there, half naked, her massive tits still dripping with milk that mixed with other fluids further down. “I have to… my clothes. They… in the van. He mustn’t see me. Go! Stall him! Talk to him! GO!”
Dora and I rushed to the street to intercept the mechanic before he could circle to the back of the van. We were just in time. “Oh, there you are. Sorry, it’s late, I know. Lots to do today, you know how it is.” The man looked tired, but tried to put up a friendly face. “So, what’s the problem?”
From the corner of my eye I could see Martina scurry into the van and close the sliding door. Dora kept the mechanic busy. “Not sure what’s up with the van. This here is ours… and we are just out of gas. The van…” She shot a short glance towards the big white vehicle, but nothing moved yet. “The owner had to take a short break in the woods. Can we deal with our problem until she is decent again?”
It didn’t take long to fill up Dora’s little car, but it was enough so that Martina could clean and cover herself up again. She joined us, only a little tousled, and explained her car’s problem. Only now the serviceman seemed to notice the combined volume of titflesh that he was surrounded with, but I quickly led him over to the van’s engine and left the girls to wrap up whatever was to wrap up.
At first, the man continued to glance over to the two women, but soon he was buried deep in the entrails of the van. It didn’t take him long to identify and eliminate the problem.
He continued to stare while we settled the financial questions, but when there was nothing more for him to do, he left as quickly as he had arrived.
An awkward silence settled until Martina broke it: “Well, that’s that. It was…” She hesitated. “… it was a stroke of luck meeting you two. Unexpected. Strange. Still… thank you!” She turned to go, paused and returned for a quick hug and peck on the cheek for both of us.
Then she jumped into her van and was gone.
Dora looked at me, a look full of longing and lust. Sighing, she went back to her car and I took my seat next to her.
She drove carefully, following Martina’s descriptions. We left the woods and hills and rejoined the main roads. For a while, we drove in silence.
“I wish I had a van like that right now. You know, I love this car.” Dora suddenly said. “But the backseat is just too small.”