Friend of my mom has huge tits

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Johnv2 said:
How do you even come onto them so casually without looking like a creep tho?
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It's all about physical attraction / if she likes your face or not. If you are not very attractive, get a nice haircut, fix your teeth and shave and look well groomed. You can also hit the gym and go jogging / bicycling every day. That will boost your testosterone, lower your bodyfat and more chances with the females.
This is the hard truth / pill many men won't admit but I discovered it early in highschool = I remember we had two teachers who told the same pervert joke; With the ugly teacher the girls said "iiuuu and looked at each other in a weird way". With the hot teacher they giggled and got red in their face. Women don't give a shit about your personality (as long as you are not a total retard)
 
AreolaGrande said:
If and when you do end up getting with her, try to take pictures in the heat of the moment if she naked and doesn’t immediately shut it down or anything. When they’re excited and horny oftentimes if you pull your phone out to record they’ll just laugh and be flattered. Better to do a video so you can catch some jiggle and get lots of stills from it later. Obviously if she gets weirded out by it then stop right away and don’t mess up your chances, but some of my biggest regrets with big titty conquests back in college was I didn’t even think to whip out my phone and try to get some footage lol
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You should ask for consent before you record someone during sex.
 
tommacool said:
If you pull out your phone and starts recording during sex, and they see it and don't object to it....that IS consent.
Sharing it on the internet if they say no to that is illegal.
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Just wondering what you look like, description wise. Pulling a huge tit broad like that to the point she becomes desperate for you.
 
cmbuddiez said:
Just wondering what you look like, description wise. Pulling a huge tit broad like that to the point she becomes desperate for you.
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187 cm tall, work out, not fat, above average in face. Maybe in total score I am a 7 out of 10 ?
She is a 4 or 5 out of 10 so therefore she is desperate. I seen photos of her ex husband and he was ugly and fat :p
 
Tommacool, did you still have pictures of this romanian girl that was supposed to visit you in July? I never found the thread, but she seemed amazing though!
 
I have tons of photos of her. And yes she came in July. But I am too lazy now to photoshop / edit her face out of photos.

Also a funny video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asbcpIwoMTQ

I am considering marrying a mediocre / ugly looking huge titted woman in future. that cooks, clean your clothes and is dumb as fuck. actually a good advice
 
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Does that friend of your mom still spam you with tit pics or has she gotten a clue? Or are you still makin that drive for the monthly inch thats gotta be scratched incognito. I'm a sucker for older women with big tits lol. Definitely never date em, but always down for anything else.
 
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redravalier said:
Does that friend of your mom still spam you with tit pics or has she gotten a clue? Or are you still makin that drive for the monthly inch thats gotta be scratched incognito. I'm a sucker for older women with big tits lol. Definitely never date em, but always down for anything else.
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yes xD
 
tommacool said:
I have tons of photos of her. And yes she came in July. But I am too lazy now to photoshop / edit her face out of photos.

Also a funny video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asbcpIwoMTQ

I am considering marrying a mediocre / ugly looking huge titted woman in future. that cooks, clean your clothes and is dumb as fuck. actually a good advice
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Thanks for the picture. Also, your message was so funny. Yes I was dating this kind of huge titted cow last year, she was also cooking and this, certainly was the best deal ;)

When you will not be lazy, please let us see more or your contents with the Romanian girl. Don't bother editing the pictures, just make a quick screenshot cutting the head / eyes. This is what I have done for my own thread :D
 
I met a new girl a week ago that I went on one date with. She has K cup tits! And she is not fat either. She is normal built (gained a few pounds in winter according to her). We talked a lot on messenger (webcam calls) before we decided to meet up. In the beginning I thought she was cool since we agree on many things and I actually considered she could be my girlfriend. She is also very into old american cars and she has a Mustang. I have a Camaro 87. The thing is, I broke it all off with her today since she is fucking annoying! I tried my best to just ignore all of her annoyances due to her tit size and was just planning to fuck her as long as I could bare.
First red flags: when she was young she said she was "wild". basically that means she was a slut and fucked every guy she came across. Second she told me she did cocaine and had tree some with some random guys she met at a party. And her exes were losers and also looked like losers too: Didn't have jobs, she had to pay for them etc. Gamers with no ambition in life.
Reason she wanted to meet me was since she saw I had muscles and an american car (yes, at least she is one of those women who admits she is shallow lol).
She also told me her ex had muscles, but the photos I saw of him it looked like he could barely lift what I use for warmup. So she is delusional (another red flag).
Moving forward; our first date was boring, she picked me up in her car since mine is getting a transmission overhaul. I showed her some nice places in my city (she lives about 1 hour drive from me), then we went to eat some lunch, and she drove me back home. I understood she is the kind of girl now who wants to go on maybe 2 - 3 dates before you can even consider kissing or touching. She is from Czechia.
But in the car when we parked she told me to stay a bit and put on some music and was leaning over to me and smiling like a cat or something. So I put my arm around her shoulder and she curled up against me. Her tits were so close to me and bulging out of her t-shirt under her jacket.
Then after as we were to say goodbye she leaned towards me like she was about to kiss me, then I went for the kiss but then she quickly just turned her head and turned into a hug.
She was sitting straight up then and smiled at me and said: "next date maybe we will kiss hehe". Then I looked at her boobs and she said: "yes they are very big I know..."
Then I went for a grab at her right tit, and was able to touch it, but then she said and laughed: "ah ah ah! not today!"
I was thinking: "Fuck this is going to grind my patience for sure!"

Then today she wanted to meet up and was saying she could drive to my city. She wanted to go to a museum (boooooring...), but any chance to touch the tits seemed tempting.
But then few hours later she turned the whole thing and asked if I could come to her. But she clearly wrote: you will not come into my home, but we will eat at a restaurant here.
I told her getting to her place would take me over 2 hours with public transport: tram, bus then train so that was a no-no.
Also before this I forgot to mention that she asked if I could help her get rid of snow on her porch and drive way up to her house as well.

Then she made a big deal out of it and was like "you don't want to see me badly enough!" (Like I was some desperate dude or something?)
I again explained her we had agreed on she coming her and she only spend 40 minutes driving to my town vs me over 2 hours with public transportation. And I also added: You want me to also help you with all that snow you can for sure pick me up!

Anyway, she made a big deal out of everything and I told her I am not like one of her loser exes who she thinks she can boss around.
I also said that if it weren't for her tits I wouldn't even bother talking to her. And I added that the reason you think you are so hot and can do what you want is because of your tits. Her face is mediocre, boring, nothing to brag about and her personality is as interesting watching paint dry. If I had sex with her I would just focus on her tits.

It's a bit shame too that I will never see her tits (let's just hope when she takes off the bra they are super saggy like punctured wrinkly balloons) But at least I have my dignity intact.
You see guys, girls like this think they are queens because desperate guys just want to fuck her because of her tits.
There is also a reason a woman like this only have short term relationships = annoying personality.

I also have to mention: She tattooed "mustang" on her foot since she thinks her car is so cool. She also paid a lot of money to make a cringy video of her car with a drone with stupid music. Funny part is: She can't drive for shit. I felt she almost crashed everywhere she drove = staying under 1 second behind the car in front and complaining it was driving so slow. And if she drove up to a stopped car, it felt like she was going to crash until she hit the breaks in the last second. Jeez....

Anyway here's a photo (ONLY photo worth showing, so don't ask for more)
Her feets and hands are ugly (short and stumpy), and I hate red nail polish. Makes her look older and trashy.
Same goes for tattoos on women = looks trashy and ugly. Stay natural, girls
 

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