Who is the GOAT?

[Stifflers Mom]

Football has Messi. Basketball has Jordan.

But who is boobdom's most sacred goat? Or should that be dairy cow?

I suggest we give consideration to:

Real knocker size
Relative knocker size (boob to other bits ratio)
Pure knocker aesthetics (shape, colouration, symmetry etc.)
Face
Personality
Career

List as many girls as you want but you must cast your final vote in bold.

My vote goes to Chloe Vevrier.

 

[9InchBR]

Football has Messi. Basketball has Jordan.

But who is boobdom's most sacred goat? Or should that be dairy cow?

I suggest we give consideration to:

Real knocker size
Relative knocker size (boob to other bits ratio)
Pure knocker aesthetics (shape, colouration, symmetry etc.)
Face
Personality
Career

List as many girls as you want but you must cast your final vote in bold.

My vote goes to Chloe Vevrier.

I would go with her too, for all she stands throughout her career, her huge assets, and her still being the most important big tit model of all times! My second place is Abbi Secraa. Her boobs are bigger than Chloe's, but the latter excels in all other aspects than Abbi, so my podium is Chloe, Abbi and Miosotis!

 

[netttime]

Yulia, probably.

 

[36jjordan]

Poetry, Ms. Q from Chicago,IL and Ms. Ebony Ayes, Ms. Deja and Norma Stitz; The GOAT!!!!

 

[swilley06]

Based on your criteria, Milena Velba is the GOAT in my opinion.

Real knocker size: Huge - she has breasts you'd expect to see on an obese woman

Relative knocker size: Massive - she's not skinny or traditionally slim but her boobs are still out of proportion with the rest of her body

Knocker aesthetics: boobs are very full and heavy, mostly symmetrical (left breast may be slightly bigger); areolas are the ideal size; only negative for me is that her nipples are inverted so they are rarely rock hard

Face: Underappreciated - she's no supermodel but she's a lot more attractive than she's probably gotten credit for. Would she be an international superstar without the huge tits? Highly unlikely, but she looks great for a big tit model.

Personality: She's educated and intelligent but she still seems fairly down-to-earth. Appears that she enjoys her work and likes to have a good time away from work - a biker babe (or at least she was), drinks beers, etc. She has every right to be a conceited bitch but I don't get that vibe from her at all.

Career: In an era where hardcore content is highly accessible, she managed to remain highly popular for 15 years without any remotely explicit activity. I think a lot of us (including me) underestimate how difficult it is to remain relevant without fucking guys (or ladies) and she certainly managed to pull it off. She appeared in over 250 video scenes and 300-plus photoshoots.

As we sit here today, I personally can't make a case for a model that's in Milena's universe as an overall package. If there were an International Big-Boob Performer Hall of Fame (and boy I wish there was), she would rightly be one of the inaugural inductees.

 

[Googleyourself]

AliceLevine, nuff said! @alicelevinecam

 

[tmoney]

4 size and shape Suzy Sparks but honestly everyone will have a different answer, always a war between slim vs bbw

 

[Milkjugs_76]

Based on your criteria, Milena Velba is the GOAT in my opinion.

Real knocker size: Huge - she has breasts you'd expect to see on an obese woman

Relative knocker size: Massive - she's not skinny or traditionally slim but her boobs are still out of proportion with the rest of her body

Knocker aesthetics: boobs are very full and heavy, most symmetrical (left breast may be slightly bigger); areolas are the ideal size; only negative for me is that her nipples are inverted so they are rarely rock hard

Face: Underappreciated - she's no supermodel but she's a lot more attractive than she's probably gotten credit for. Would she be an international superstar without the huge tits? Highly unlikely, but she looks great for a big tit model.

Personality: She's educated and intelligent but she still seems fairly down-to-earth. Appears that she enjoys her work and likes to have a good time away from work - a biker babe (or at least she was), drinks beers, etc. She has every right to be a conceited bitch but I don't get that vibe from her at all.

Career: In an era where hardcore content is highly accessible, she managed to remain highly popular for 15 years without any remotely explicit activity. I think a lot of us (including me) underestimate how difficult it is to remain relevant without fucking guys (or ladies) and she certainly managed to pull it off. She appeared in over 250 video scenes and 300-plus photoshoots.

As we sit here today, I personally can't make a case for a model that's in Milena's universe as an overall package. If there were an International Big-Boob Performer Hall of Fame (and boy I wish there was), she would rightly be one of the inaugural inductees.

Agree on all but one point; I never really thought of her nipples as inverted (perhaps in some shots). But the deep coloration and position of her areolas, her prominent Montgomery glands and overall perfect heaviness is perfection to me. And I like her looks too; she seems down to earth, as you say, which I prefer over the overly made up pornstar look. Cheeky and likeable. Good call sir!

 

[HugeNaturals Lover]

Based on your criteria, Milena Velba is the GOAT in my opinion.

Real knocker size: Huge - she has breasts you'd expect to see on an obese woman

Relative knocker size: Massive - she's not skinny or traditionally slim but her boobs are still out of proportion with the rest of her body

Knocker aesthetics: boobs are very full and heavy, most symmetrical (left breast may be slightly bigger); areolas are the ideal size; only negative for me is that her nipples are inverted so they are rarely rock hard

Face: Underappreciated - she's no supermodel but she's a lot more attractive than she's probably gotten credit for. Would she be an international superstar without the huge tits? Highly unlikely, but she looks great for a big tit model.

Personality: She's educated and intelligent but she still seems fairly down-to-earth. Appears that she enjoys her work and likes to have a good time away from work - a biker babe (or at least she was), drinks beers, etc. She has every right to be a conceited bitch but I don't get that vibe from her at all.

Career: In an era where hardcore content is highly accessible, she managed to remain highly popular for 15 years without any remotely explicit activity. I think a lot of us (including me) underestimate how difficult it is to remain relevant without fucking guys (or ladies) and she certainly managed to pull it off. She appeared in over 250 video scenes and 300-plus photoshoots.

As we sit here today, I personally can't make a case for a model that's in Milena's universe as an overall package. If there were an International Big-Boob Performer Hall of Fame (and boy I wish there was), she would rightly be one of the inaugural inductees.

Hard to argue with these facts. However, as perfect as Milena is (and she is perfect no denying that) I can't help but feel like there's something lacking from her content. As you said, it's cool that she's never done hardcore but quite frankly the lesbian stuff gets old fast (especially if, like me, you're not into it). Even if she never takes a dick, it'd be cool to see a guy sucking on her tits especially if there's milk involved.

Oh and she gets +1 for lactation.

 

[Deleted member 133003]

Yulia, probably.

That BR makes her more like a sports star who got cut down in their prime. She was magnificent though. It's a like from me.

 

[Deleted member 133003]

Hard to argue with these facts. However, as perfect as Milena is (and she is perfect no denying that) I can't help but feel like there's something lacking from her content. As you said, it's cool that she's never done hardcore but quite frankly the lesbian stuff gets old fast (especially if, like me, you're not into it). Even if she never takes a dick, it'd be cool to see a guy sucking on her tits especially if there's milk involved.

Oh and she gets +1 for lactation.

The only drawback with Milena is she started her career relatively late. If she'd burst onto the scene at 19, her udder queen status would be undisputable.

 

[HugeNaturals Lover]

4 size and shape Suzy Sparks but honestly everyone will have a different answer, always a war between slim vs bbw

Yep, it's gotta be Suzy Sparks for me as well. When it comes down to it, I just prefer bbws.

Real knocker size: they're gigantic and were for a long time regarded as the 'biggest tits in the world'.

Relative knocker size (boob to other bits ratio): she's a BBW and therefore perfect in my eyes but YMMV.

Pure knocker aesthetics (shape, colouration, symmetry etc.): her tits are so huge I could never tell if one was bigger than the other but if I had to guess I'd say they are symmetrical. Also, I love the fact that she seemed to have a permanent tan and her huge dark saucer sized areolas always make me wanna spank the monkey.

Face: her cute chubby face always had a smile on it that was both sexy and refreshing.

Personality: she always seemed bubbly and approachable which made it seem like you could talk to her. Plus she seemed to genuinely love her huge breasts which is a plus.

Career: I don't know much about her over all career but she was the first big breasts model I ever saw who reflected my tastes.

Honorable mention goes to:
Samantha38g
Milena Velba
Nadine Jensen
Chloe Vervier
Lexi Luxxxe
Subgirlie
Deja
Karola

 

[HugeNaturals Lover]

That BR makes her more like a sports star who got cut down in their prime. She was magnificent though. It's a like from me.

Crap. I knew she kind disappeared but I just assumed she retired. Sucks to hear she mutilated herself.

 

[HugeNaturals Lover]

The only drawback with Milena is she started her career relatively late. If she'd burst onto the scene at 19, her udder queen status would be undisputable.

Very true. Jesus, could you imagine? 10x the content she has out now. Plus young Milena would have been unstoppable.

 

[golfman21]

The only drawback with Milena is she started her career relatively late. If she'd burst onto the scene at 19, her udder queen status would be undisputable.

Milena wasn't that big when she was younger. There are a few candid type pics of her in her teen years, and she was maybe a DD then. Seems she grew quite a bit during pregnancy.

Similarly, when I first became aware of Alexis Love/Joyce Mandell, I was obsessed with how awesome she must have looked when she was in her 20s. Turns out that while she did look good, her breasts were less than 1/3rd the size they later reached back then.

 

[bigboy44]

Miosotis

 

[swilley06]

Milena wasn't that big when she was younger. There are a few candid type pics of her in her teen years, and she was maybe a DD then. Seems she grew quite a bit during pregnancy.

Similarly, when I first became aware of Alexis Love/Joyce Mandell, I was obsessed with how awesome she must have looked when she was in her 20s. Turns out that while she did look good, her breasts were less than 1/3rd the size they later reached back then.

You are correct. Milena's second pregnancy led to the massive juggs she's carried for 15-16 years, so she began her career at exactly the right time. The problem really was that the technology (even in 2003-04) wasn't great so those early videos weren't the best of quality.

 

[groffi]

Milena has always been big... there are a few, extremely rare photos of her as a schoolgirl. But that enormous size that made her famous was a result of pregnancy.

And, yes, my vote for the GOAT goes to Milena. There are others, who have more of the "perfect model" appeal, like Chloe... busty teens like Yulia Nova... women who are bigger, like Abbie, Mio or Himi.

But Milena is the best overall. Gorgeous breasts, good looking woman, nice character, fine acting capabilities. Of course having a good photographer hasn't hurt her as well.

 

[Algren]

Hitomi Tanaka. Her films and scenes have context and some form of drama which adds so much more than simple sex scenes or just imagination. I've spilled so much seed over her, it's unreal.

Milena has a great set and I love her photoshoot where she is attached by a masked assailant on a stairwell but her lack of videos means that whilst she has a banging rack, she can't possibly be up there in the pantheon of greatness.

 

[HugeNaturals Lover]

but her lack of videos means that whilst she has a banging rack, she can't possibly be up there in the pantheon of greatness.

She has lots of videos. They're just boring.

Still love her though.