What irritates you as a boob lover?

They're the main perpetrators of the negative saggy breast stigma that pushes them to get reductions
Bingo, wrote a whole book on the subject, with my wife's experiences for the test subject or "M-cup laboratory example". But the book was published over 10 years ago. And at that time the mental part of it wasn't as pervasive as it is today. I suspect most reductions are unneeded at an over 50% or better percentage. Which would probably correspond with the mental factor being well over 50% of the reasons that women get reductions
 
Just thought I'd start up a simple thread so we can all bitch about the great injustices to the minor things that bother you about being a big boob lover.

I'll number them and maybe add the best ones to the OP, if this thread goes anywhere...

1. OK I'm going to start with the big one. People who misuse the term 'huge' when describing boobs above an A cup.....you go into a thread/video titled 'massive huge busty amateur' only to find a D cup....drive me nuts as it makes finding good 'material' 10x longer than it should do.


Ok what irritates you guys?
Not seeing a face.
 
I think I hit a nerve with the misleading boob sizes for thread titles XD Good to see that it's not just me that it drives nuts!

An online dating one now. When a girl says she wants someone interesting and funny YET THEY ARE UNABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION OR USE FOR THAN TWO SYLLABLES. If you can't have a two-way conversation then please alter your profile to reflect that.


Lastly, something which really pisses me off at the moment is snapchat. More specifically girls who you are chatting to on SC (as in flirting etc) and you send them a picture of your face or body (not nudes or anything just a normal picture). Because you ultimately want to see just what they currently look like.....then you get a picture come through......an its a picture of their room........or the floor. If you aren't going to send a picture with you in it then just send a chat/whatsapp . Girl I'm speaking to has LITERALLY just sent me snaps of her dog......for the 20th fucking time. it's killing me as she has amazing breasts :/
Online dating. So much... this.

I only swipe on women with some sweater puppies. The only ones that like me are skinny rail thin. Just uggggghhhhhhhh!
 
The breast reduction thing is the most tragic thing in the entire world. If only women who wanted big boobs could be happy and the women with small boobs could be happy, rather than have them always trying (and always failing) to surgically become the other.

It's especially tragic because back problems are relatively easily solvable. I had loads of back problems in my late teens early 20s....I am a man, and a very athletic man (marathon runner) - though I never trained my back. It wasn't until I had a back injury from over training, that I was forced to do back exercises every single day to recover. And guess what? Now in my 30s I have zero back problems, and I don't even do back exercises very often anymore. So I don't know if it was because I exercised and strengthened the critically weak muscles/vertebrae in my lower back, OR because I just grew into my body in my late 20s, but I am totally fine now. And so I wonder if girls just did the same (exercise, or just wait it out) whether that would fix their back problems.

Big boobs are gods gift to the world, and every time I hear about a girl getting or having gotten a breast reduction, I die a little inside. So tragic. I am right here. I will happily massage your back and breasts every single day if that's what it takes!!
 
Falsification of what men like by arm chair quarterbacks that know shit but don't want you to know it........."Women" So begins the......Believe that the parts of a woman's body that is preferred the most is governed by various male ethnicities, male age groups, & male social strata. I say bull shit. That is just an excuse spread by the jealous masses

And my final justification comes full circle back to my biggest complaint on this thread......

First! I have my own test subject who satisfies most of the various physical criteria that men want in each body category. Based on her observations, and mine as well. Since her observations have been through all the ethnicities, social strata & age groups she is a qualified expert.

She says and so do I that "Big Tits come in just a slightly bit ahead of a face with soft gentle pretty eyes, the other body parts legs ass etc come in various preferred positions after those two, and do vary with the male categories listed above..

There is a logically animalistic reason for this....we tend to like the body parts that our own sex can't reproduce that easily, or naturally. Women can't grow dicks naturally and men can't grow tits naturally. But, a good quality ass can be worked on and developed through physical effort, whereas truly great tits can not. You either got them or you don't. Note I said truly great tits.

If you don't believe the lab rat aka. my laboratory test subject, providing what I have witnessed, and never had before BTW.. Just ask the ladies that shun women with big tits....my original bit tit lovers complaint on this thread..... Got to be ware though, these "dried prunes" will lie their asses off, which is the first indicator, but.....

Nothing like seeing a group of those angry "hens" sitting at an outdoor public venue, and watching their expressions when it comes to females walking by with various sorts of curvy physical assets that would make their husbands or "SO's" go bonkers. Try it sometime! It is damn funny as hell.

I will guarantee they will turn their upper lips like burnt bacon when they see a woman with big tits walk by. Even more indicative, is if the passer by can be detected as having their own all natural set of huge tits, then their bottom fuckn' lip will turn up as well. No other body part gets as much reaction from the seated same sex jealous onlookers.....than a woman with large natural tits.

What is even better these bitches will not even say anything to each other, after the targeted big titted hussy walks by. Instead they will just give each other confirmation with the standard female "stink-eye" look & the filed test is over.



So sayeth my eyeballs, and so sayeth my "lab rat"
who has been with said male test groups.....

Next doctoral big tit study will cover this "irritant".....

Here is another obvious animal like instinct test. Perk your ears up to a parent with a new daughter, and you will hear a common big "ask" of what the parents don't want in their new-borns life. Early big tit growth or any big tit growth. Happens with us a bunch since these down line individuals are terrified they will inherit the lab rats giant tits. No other body part stirs this kind of external emotion. So sayeth the Chubster!
 
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guys who start a new topic with title "HUGE BOOBS MONSTER TITS" and the model is just a D cup...
So the entire normal media pretty much, Scarlett Jo and her enormous gazongas...headdesk.
 
Just my opinion but:
-Any big tit porn scenes where the male talent is clearly not a boob lover. Most of the guys Brazzers hires are guilty of this. If the scene involves big boobed porn stars, I want to see lots of tit fucking, tit worship and tit play. I don't need a 15 minute closeup of the guy fucking in some odd position.
-Any big tit porn scene where there's no cumshot on the tits.
-Tabloid articles that usually involved big boobed models and paint them in a negative light just because of their boobs
 
Matt's avatar reminded me of a slight "irritation" or should I say confusion as to motive........What is up with the more youthful big tit beauty and the elementary school level tendency to stick their damned tongue out while posing? Seems to be a 50% odds of them doing that if under the age of 25. I can go to the vintage thread and see scores of photos with women that were all under the age of 25 with fantastic bodies, and their tongues are still in their heads.

Glad I still get to see these women, but & their tongues, but not sure why they disrobe their fucking tongues.
 
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