What irritates you as a boob lover?

1. Fake boobs.... terrible, change my mind!
2. Those tops with the massive split down the middle showing what they havent got.... not what you thought they had! Illusion ruined.
3. Overweight women with tiny boobs that claim to have big boobs.
4. The majority of boob tattoos.
1.I don’t get it! We love big and enormous boobs, so why not love a women who likes them too and gets them done? Only scratching the surface I know.

But…. #2 and #3–well done my friend. Couldn’t agree more.

#4– I don’t love tattoos on boobs but can deal with them I suppose if the tits are still really big and nice. But yeah, why ruin them with ink?

For me, my #1 thing that annoys me as a boob-lover is when I see or meet a woman who has a perfect build for a big rack, as in voluptuous, tall, somewhat thicker build, with a cute face—the type of face we would EXPECT to have big boobs-but DOESN’T have big boobs. I’ve seen several women like this and can’t help giving them second glances to see if I saw it “wrong” the first time lol.

Also—big bust models who don’t post their faces. Sure, I love looking at nice boobs, but I can’t really fantasize or really appreciate boobs without a face attached to them.
 
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Women exposing the whole of their breasts on adult websites... except their nipples and areola. I have just seen the ridiculous spectacle of Ihearttrenity pretending to titfuck a dildo, at the same time as keeping her nipples covered the whole time.
 
Chicks with small, to even decent sized boobs, who try to overcompensate by piling on the pounds. As if they're trying to trick people into thinking they're bustier than they truly are; like an optical illusion of sorts. @Loadlimit Your point is extremely similar to mine.

@BigBoobObsessed74 If they look cheap, and bolted on, then yeah, I have to agree with his gripe. I'll tell you who I think has, or had (I think she might have gone back to her natural size, same as Eve Laurence, whose fake ones were sexy, too) nice looking fake boobs: Destiny Dixon.
 
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The "anything new" guy.
 
1) Tattooed titties. Perhaps the most annoying thing for me is to see a good look'n gal with a great build showing a bunch of ink in a low-cut top.

2) Padded Bras: Almost as bad as #1 for me. It's super irritating to "see" what looks to be a beautiful set of BFTs. And, when she (or you) take it off, each boob looses 1/3 of it's mass. :cry:

3) Breast Reduction: Unless it's for a legit medical reason, this operation should be banned.

4) A girl wearing a low cut top and she gets pissed because guys are staring at her chest.

5) Yep. A thread that says "Big Boobs" or "Huge Hooters". And, when you open it, it's a C cup at best. But, as previously mentioned, like beauty, it's in the eye of the beholder. But, yeah. Some guys need a tutorial on what constitutes borderline, moderate, big, huge or gigantic boobs.
Biggest of facts reductions are a plague.
 
Female choruses of "I would have those things taken off." Their jealousy of what big tits do to men knows no bounds. The balance that big tits add to a robust figure is exceptional. And the crowd of female complainers, who might just be inspired by jealousy thanks to their husbands and boyfriends talking about how hot the lady with big tits looked, possibly even parroted in the middle of sex causing intense jealousy......:mad:
 
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Female choruses of "I would have those things taken off." Their jealousy of what big tits do to men knows no bounds. The balance that big tits add to a robust figure is exceptional. And the crowd of female complainers, who might just be inspired by jealousy thanks to their husbands and boyfriends talking about how hot the lady with big tits looked, possibly even parroted in the middle of sex causing intense jealousy......:mad:

I have heard this from family as well as friends.......note the examples of big breast balance...pic. 1 a pair of 27 inch thighs, pic. 2 & 3 a 46 inch ass, pic. 4 a 32 inch belly, but the last series and certainly not least is a M-cup 58-61 inch bust pic. 5 & 6, but tie it all together on a 5'4" 205 pound body, and it doesn't look fat at all.....pic.s 7-9 ...It just looks like what the skinny minnies dread an EM "Erection magnet."

And the winner is the one who causes the most erections, sorry you skinny minnies come in second to the well balanced super tit body......I don't know about you but to my tastes (hell I married her) 7-9 don't look fat to me at all. Thanks to what ....Bit Tits!
RIGHT ON BROTHER! Well spoken: Women who claim that THEY know what is attractive to men and if it's not them either shame the voluptous women or the men (we are used to it). I've come in contact with big titted women who actually thought they were ugly, unwanted and freaky because society (mainly women) too often tells them so, and because most men are apparently too ashamed to approach them. While the underlying truth of course is that it is what men secretly crave the most, what is the very core of attractivness and small breasted chestlets know this hence the massive societal stigma. The only response to "I would've had them taken off" is: "Sure, I can fully understand you can only feel at all possibly comfortable is being ugly and undesirable". And while men have been worshipping the very Venus figure you describe and posted for millenia! Absolutely agree, nothing "fat" about it if the tits, ass, the curves (plural) are balancing each other out. Womanhood too often a burden too heavy for frigid old hags.
Good day to your beautiful wife btw. Let her know she still causes erections in young bullocks!
 
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RIGHT ON BROTHER! Well spoken: Women who claim that THEY know what is attractive to men and if it's not them either shame the voluptous women or the men (we are used to it). I've come in contact with big titted women who actually thought they were ugly, unwanted and freaky because society (mainly women) too often tells them so, and because most men are apparently too ashamed to approach them. While the underlying truth of course is that it is what men secretly crave the most, what is the very core of attractivness and small breasted chestlets know this hence the massive societal stigma. The only response to "I would've had them taken off" is: "Sure, I can fully understand you can only feel at all possibly comfortable is being ugly and undesirable". And while men have been worshipping the very Venus figure you describe and posted for millenia! Absolutely agree, nothing "fat" about it if the tits, ass, the curves (plural) are balancing each other out. Womanhood too often a burden too heavy for frigid old hags.
Good day to your beautiful wife btw. Let her know she still causes erections in young bullocks!
BTW if you want to see the ultimate in scorn from the female masses for the lady with big tits. Escort her to church, and watch the disdainful looks. Truly truly really irritating.

Should have let you write what I was saying, you nailed it with this line.....

While the underlying truth of course is that it is what men secretly crave the most, what is the very core of attractivness and small breasted chestlets know this hence the massive societal stigma. The only response to "I would've had them taken off" is: "Sure, I can fully understand you can only feel at all possibly comfortable is being ugly and undesirable".

Chestlests I have to remember that one.....(y)
 
BTW if you want to see the ultimate in scorn from the female masses for the lady with big tits. Escort her to church, and watch the disdainful looks. Truly truly really irritating.

Should have let you write what I was saying, you nailed it with this line.....

While the underlying truth of course is that it is what men secretly crave the most, what is the very core of attractivness and small breasted chestlets know this hence the massive societal stigma. The only response to "I would've had them taken off" is: "Sure, I can fully understand you can only feel at all possibly comfortable is being ugly and undesirable".

Chestlests I have to remember that one.....(y)
NOTHING more hypocritical than "trad con" church women. I am so sick of the shaming, shaming of men for not marrying anymore, shaming of men for liking what we like, shaming of the women that are actually attractive to us men (like that's a sin), and it is exactly the same women doing the shaming that have used and weaponized religion against their men... They know very well deep done that their own men secretly are desperately longing for what they themselves cannot offer so they resort to the violent means women have at their disposal: social shaming, gossip, manipulation, ostracization. And then the shaming continues with "lust not love" etc. All the while they will only marry a man of good status, but of course that is a "preference" and not the sin "greed". It just goes on and on and on... Anyways, sorry for rambling, you and me know what's up and we live our best life. Congrats to you already finding your love and happily ever after, while me and so many other young men are done settling for less, know what we want and worship women worthy of our attention and energy.
 
For me it is the complete overuse of the words 'tits/titties' in pretty much all porn. People always talk about how many different words there are for boobs, yet none of them ever get used in a sexual context. I guess anything other than 'tits' isn't sexy enough for those who do not have a breast fetish. It's gotten to the point that hearing a girl say 'boobs' or 'breasts' in a porn video is an added turn on, and don't get me started on 'milkers' or 'udders'.

P.S. if anybody has recommendations for girls/videos that use lots of alternate words for tits, please let me know! :)
 
As someone who uses reddit a fair bit I have to say I am tired of the assumption that i will know who the fuck a girl is on a post.

'Love her so much'
'Best on this site'
'Her latest'
'needs no introduction'

Like bro who the fuck is she.
 
The assumption that because you are a boob man that you don't give a "flip" about quality hind quarters......! If I saw a J cup or better lady with no ass & also saw a woman with no tits, but one hell of a rockin' hind end.....I would go for the J-cupper

But if given a choice of (1) good curves from head to toe vs. (2) tits only & no ass or (3) buns only and no tits......I will go for option #1 every time. I left face out of the equation because it just confuses the whole issue......

But the assumption that all tit men don't like good asses is premature evaluation
 
I am going to cut and paste what I just wrote in this thread.......

https://titsintops.com/phpBB2/index...e-internet-and-reality.13553743/#post-2614833

And the complaint/irratation is women with great tits avoiding the tape measure. And the explanation below is a re-hash of something that has always cranked my behind. Below is the post and the circumstances that surround the tape for big tits complaint.......or what irritates me as a boob lover:

Odd subject, but in the interest of reality vs. what's on camera, it is a lot of illusion. For years I thought internet and video big breast personalities were larger than my wife even though their advertised cup sizes were smaller. When we enjoyed porn or R rated material together she agreed.

But one day I saw a video of Samantha 38G & Maria Moore measuring each other's assets. That was an eye opener, especially once they applied a tape measure in the video. Shit they were over 10 inches less in girth than my wife. And hell even 2 inches shorter (my wife has great girth and average big tit length). Also, be careful where cup sizes can be played with as well. A 34M isn't remotely close to a 42M. I learned this when I had the misses professionally fitted. I asked the fitter/lady... wait a second the cups from a 42 M are slightly larger than the ones from a 40M? Fitter said yes.

After seeing Samantha and Maria, both of whom I think are sexy big tit ladies do some measuring........

I convinced the wife to do some vids, and take some pics. & after experimentation I realized certain angles and camera lens proximity made a tremendous difference in the apparent "BIG TIT/BREAST SIZE" on camera size vs. reality. Thus the reason you seldom see the tape come out that often on big bust models. When it does I love it, but it seldom reveals anything different than what I already know.

I shouldn't act so smart if I hadn't had a giant busted wife I would have never figured it out, but.....I would never assume what is on camera/web is that much larger than the real life. Especially when cup sizes can be played with as well. Kind of like dick measurements of porn stars.


A little smoke and mirrors stuff.
 
I am going to cut and paste what I just wrote in this thread.......

https://titsintops.com/phpBB2/index...e-internet-and-reality.13553743/#post-2614833

And the complaint/irratation is women with great tits avoiding the tape measure. And the explanation below is a re-hash of something that has always cranked my behind. Below is the post and the circumstances that surround the tape for big tits complaint.......or what irritates me as a boob lover:

Odd subject, but in the interest of reality vs. what's on camera, it is a lot of illusion. For years I thought internet and video big breast personalities were larger than my wife even though their advertised cup sizes were smaller. When we enjoyed porn or R rated material together she agreed.

But one day I saw a video of Samantha 38G & Maria Moore measuring each other's assets. That was an eye opener, especially once they applied a tape measure in the video. Shit they were over 10 inches less in girth than my wife. And hell even 2 inches shorter (my wife has great girth and average big tit length). Also, be careful where cup sizes can be played with as well. A 34M isn't remotely close to a 42M. I learned this when I had the misses professionally fitted. I asked the fitter/lady... wait a second the cups from a 42 M are slightly larger than the ones from a 40M? Fitter said yes.

After seeing Samantha and Maria, both of whom I think are sexy big tit ladies do some measuring........

I convinced the wife to do some vids, and take some pics. & after experimentation I realized certain angles and camera lens proximity made a tremendous difference in the apparent "BIG TIT/BREAST SIZE" on camera size vs. reality. Thus the reason you seldom see the tape come out that often on big bust models. When it does I love it, but it seldom reveals anything different than what I already know.

I shouldn't act so smart if I hadn't had a giant busted wife I would have never figured it out, but.....I would never assume what is on camera/web is that much larger than the real life. Especially when cup sizes can be played with as well. Kind of like dick measurements of porn stars.


A little smoke and mirrors stuff.
I like your scientific method, Chubster! You cut right through the Smoke and mirrors!
 
The assumption that because you are a boob man that you don't give a "flip" about quality hind quarters......! If I saw a J cup or better lady with no ass & also saw a woman with no tits, but one hell of a rockin' hind end.....I would go for the J-cupper

But if given a choice of (1) good curves from head to toe vs. (2) tits only & no ass or (3) buns only and no tits......I will go for option #1 every time. I left face out of the equation because it just confuses the whole issue......

But the assumption that all tit men don't like good asses is premature evaluation
I love a nice ass but if a chick has huge pendulous funbags, lack of ass does not bother me in the slightest :LOL:
 
This is not so much an irritation, but it does crank my behind to hear today's spoiled, that's right content spoiled, big tit lovers start whining over the lack of quality content. And I don't really care if you paid for it, because before the 1990's you had to pay for, and get off your dead ass and go out/drive somewhere and pay for it, and that's just to view it, let alone touch it.

There was no sitting down in the comfort of your own house and dialing up the latest in big tit viewing. In addition the content wasn't as rich as it is today, plus you had to go out in search of it at some pretty seedy joints sometimes. So if you got transported back in time where the great Chesty Morgan was one of the few best "big tit eyeball catches" & only available via a magazine, or a Russ Myer publicly paid for entry movie....... "the shock of the lack of big tit viewing would really be an in your face culture shock, and a pocket book nightmare"

Today's big tit viewing scene is easily accessible, and rich with talent, though I must say they are on average a bit more augmented, and much plumper. Not bad things but just saying!

A lot of visitors to my wife's thread contact me and say you are one lucky dude, when it comes to big tits. They are right but not for the reasons they think.......when the viewing back drop we have exists, oh no I am lucky for many reasons, but in reference to this subject......

I met her over 3 decades ago, and at that time you still had to go out of your house and into a seedy establishment to see the best in big tits. It was many years after I met her that big tit viewing for the masses came to your own in house electronic devices. Meeting a bigger version of what I had been paying to see, and being able to also stay at home and save my money.....now that was lucky. Lucky is: Having over a decade of great hands on big tit action without having to leave the house anymore.....Now I can see the best of in person or on the web.

Having her to eyeball daily & visit sites like this is just gravy.

So you might say, me looking down from a 40M cup 61 inch bust mountain and hollering quit the damned
whining is a bit condescending. But I can promise you, the rich big tit content era you have lived in for the
last 20 years is amazing to me. Especially since I have memories of only being able to enjoy posters on my college
dorm walls of the likes of Chesty M, Roberta Pedon, Candy Samples and others. I got lucky because something
even fuller walked into my place of business. That's my real luck, it saved me from 10+ more years of leaving
the house and paying to see the best in tits, before today's big tit content rich stay at home era came.
Don't whine you actually have it made these days!
 
This is not so much an irritation, but it does crank my behind to hear today's spoiled, that's right content spoiled, big tit lovers start whining over the lack of quality content. And I don't really care if you paid for it, because before the 1990's you had to pay for, and get off your dead ass and go out/drive somewhere and pay for it, and that's just to view it, let alone touch it.

There was no sitting down in the comfort of your own house and dialing up the latest in big tit viewing. In addition the content wasn't as rich as it is today, plus you had to go out in search of it at some pretty seedy joints sometimes. So if you got transported back in time where the great Chesty Morgan was one of the few best "big tit eyeball catches" & only available via a magazine, or a Russ Myer publicly paid for entry movie....... "the shock of the lack of big tit viewing would really be an in your face culture shock, and a pocket book nightmare"

Today's big tit viewing scene is easily accessible, and rich with talent, though I must say they are on average a bit more augmented, and much plumper. Not bad things but just saying!

A lot of visitors to my wife's thread contact me and say you are one lucky dude, when it comes to big tits. They are right but not for the reasons they think.......when the viewing back drop we have exists, oh no I am lucky for many reasons, but in reference to this subject......

I met her over 3 decades ago, and at that time you still had to go out of your house and into a seedy establishment to see the best in big tits. It was many years after I met her that big tit viewing for the masses came to your own in house electronic devices. Meeting a bigger version of what I had been paying to see, and being able to also stay at home and save my money.....now that was lucky. Lucky is: Having over a decade of great hands on big tit action without having to leave the house anymore.....Now I can see the best of in person or on the web.

Having her to eyeball daily & visit sites like this is just gravy.

So you might say, me looking down from a 40M cup 61 inch bust mountain and hollering quit the damned
whining is a bit condescending. But I can promise you, the rich big tit content era you have lived in for the
last 20 years is amazing to me. Especially since I have memories of only being able to enjoy posters on my college
dorm walls of the likes of Chesty M, Roberta Pedon, Candy Samples and others. I got lucky because something
even fuller walked into my place of business. That's my real luck, it saved me from 10+ more years of leaving
the house and paying to see the best in tits, before today's big tit content rich stay at home era came.
Don't whine you actually have it made these days!
An addendum/example:

I am in the high testosterone college days, and it is spring time, and I am in my dorm room:

Well shit I didn't see any talent on campus today, let's get out the lap top.....

-Hmm: Abbi looks good but I saw that last week...:)

-Hmm: Alright Alaura ...well crap I saw that clip 2 days ago:)

-Hmm: Here's that retired guys fat tit wife MissesC...ah shit she is flexing again, but I blew it out over her yesterday.....:)

-Hmm: Oh shit yeah Alice85JJ laying on her side playing with her giant areolas, that's the ticket today!:love::love: To hell with the lap top I can put this on my cell and tape it to the top bunk, I will leave the lap top in view on my desk with it on replay, oh yeah time to blow a load!(y)

We live in a no complaint big tit era.....Any body suffering from my disorder OHNBD Obsessive Huge Natural Breast Disorder...can easily dial up just what they need
 
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