This one will be relatively short and sweet. The other day, I stopped in at Media Markt (an electronics store somewhat like a Best Buy or the like for those not familiar) here in Wiesbaden, Germany. I was looking for one of those cables that splits out power charging port and headphone jack, as my phone doesn't have a headphone jack and I wanted to be able to charge and listen to music at the same time in the car. Looked all over the store, and couldn't seem to find one.
As I had come in, I had noticed a very shapely lady working in the cell phone sales section. She appeared to be in her late 30's or early 40's, and not all that much to look at in the face, though not ugly by any means, but she had just enormous boobs, and a relatively slim frame otherwise. J cup or larger would be my best guess. Overall, her build and looks reminded me of Kate Bona, from Busty Poland back in the day. She was dressed in a somewhat puffy gray sweater, the kind with a huge open collar that leaves a girls shoulders slightly exposed but folds over so the top is a double think layer, jeans and reading glasses.
I'm generally a pretty shy person who doesn't like to make others uncomfortable, so I snuck a few sideways glances as she talked to another customer, and kept on looking for the cable, unsuccessfully. Eventually, I had made my way though all of the sections where I imagined such an item might be, and struck out. An employee asked me what I was looking for, and I explained. He said it should be back in the phones section if they had one, and he knew who would know.
We walk back over to the cell phone section, and he walks straight up to the lady in question, and explains what I am looking for in German. I don't speak German well yet, so they talk to me in English. She walks us back to a section I already searched and does a quick scan, not finding what she is looking for.
Then the most amazing thing happens. She takes me back to the sales desk, one of those island type things in the middle of the cell phone section, in order to search the computer. As she steps up to the computer, across the counter from me, she leans into the relatively low counter and puts her elbows on the countertop, about kitchen counter height, and squints in at the computer screen from maybe 10 inches away. The loose collar of her sweater shifts completely forward, exposing her cleavage to a staggering degree, as in like at least 8 inches of cleavage on display, while she searches the computer and talks to me as if nothing is out of the ordinary. From my perspective, the effect was that she plopped her boobs up on the counter, and leaned into them, squashing her cleavage almost up to her chin. As she typed, her arms moved under her breasts, jiggling them all around as she typed. It was the most pornographic thing I have ever seen in public, and I was dumbfounded. LOL. Not sure if she could tell what she was doing to me or not, as the entire time she was very professional and businesslike.
So it turned out they were out of stock on those cables, and I had to leave empty handed. She apologized, said I should check back in a week or so, and immediately turned to help the next customer. I headed out to the car wishing I was one of those people who could just turn on the charm and talk to people I find attractive.
Anyway, thought someone might enjoy the story.
Oddly enough, I just realized I need a USB C cable. I don't think anyone needs three guesses where I will be headed to buy one. LOL.
As I had come in, I had noticed a very shapely lady working in the cell phone sales section. She appeared to be in her late 30's or early 40's, and not all that much to look at in the face, though not ugly by any means, but she had just enormous boobs, and a relatively slim frame otherwise. J cup or larger would be my best guess. Overall, her build and looks reminded me of Kate Bona, from Busty Poland back in the day. She was dressed in a somewhat puffy gray sweater, the kind with a huge open collar that leaves a girls shoulders slightly exposed but folds over so the top is a double think layer, jeans and reading glasses.
I'm generally a pretty shy person who doesn't like to make others uncomfortable, so I snuck a few sideways glances as she talked to another customer, and kept on looking for the cable, unsuccessfully. Eventually, I had made my way though all of the sections where I imagined such an item might be, and struck out. An employee asked me what I was looking for, and I explained. He said it should be back in the phones section if they had one, and he knew who would know.
We walk back over to the cell phone section, and he walks straight up to the lady in question, and explains what I am looking for in German. I don't speak German well yet, so they talk to me in English. She walks us back to a section I already searched and does a quick scan, not finding what she is looking for.
Then the most amazing thing happens. She takes me back to the sales desk, one of those island type things in the middle of the cell phone section, in order to search the computer. As she steps up to the computer, across the counter from me, she leans into the relatively low counter and puts her elbows on the countertop, about kitchen counter height, and squints in at the computer screen from maybe 10 inches away. The loose collar of her sweater shifts completely forward, exposing her cleavage to a staggering degree, as in like at least 8 inches of cleavage on display, while she searches the computer and talks to me as if nothing is out of the ordinary. From my perspective, the effect was that she plopped her boobs up on the counter, and leaned into them, squashing her cleavage almost up to her chin. As she typed, her arms moved under her breasts, jiggling them all around as she typed. It was the most pornographic thing I have ever seen in public, and I was dumbfounded. LOL. Not sure if she could tell what she was doing to me or not, as the entire time she was very professional and businesslike.
So it turned out they were out of stock on those cables, and I had to leave empty handed. She apologized, said I should check back in a week or so, and immediately turned to help the next customer. I headed out to the car wishing I was one of those people who could just turn on the charm and talk to people I find attractive.
Anyway, thought someone might enjoy the story.
Oddly enough, I just realized I need a USB C cable. I don't think anyone needs three guesses where I will be headed to buy one. LOL.
