This girl at work...

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Hi. To quote my friend here @Bcandid
''Anything large or of importance that happens in my life i document. As you never know when your memory will fail you.''

Truly, a lot of my important life events are implying something large, usually. :p

I'm here to tell you today about a little, sordid little slice of life.

The other day, a casual tuesday at work. This co worker of mine, a little older than I am, has some very interesting features, especially around the chest. She usually won't wear anything too revealing, but I know they're there! Those big juicy tits of hers! It's those little things she will do, and how she moves around the office, that will reveal them in different ways. But there's this separating wall that they've put up between her desk and mine, so we kinda have to stand when we want to talk.
And when she does, she'll kinda lean on it to poke her head over, as she is a little on the short side.
When she does that, she gets them all squished towards me. I have this tempered glass portion right in the middle of my separating wall and that's where I would see her tits just pushing against it, drawing my eyes like magnets, no matter what - she - wears. I swear one day, I almost heard the glass creaking against the weight of those things.
Some other times, she'll come to the side of my wall instead, making it I guess a little less awkward. But she'll still lean against it, hugging that pole to the side. And I kid you not, the other day, she had the baggiest of knitted sweaters. Her tits came to life when she hugged that pole, and it just sliced through that sweater like butter. From what I saw, being the right boob that was coming off my side, it shocked me that it looked like those sweater puppies fetishes. I'm sure she had a bra on, but I think sweater puppies look much better with no bra on. And I started drooling at the thought of what her nude melons would look like just floating around in this big, featureless, knitted sweater. And she just stood there, with all that soft fabric tightened over her tits... and I barely listened to her.

It was hard not to stare... but even though I don't watch directly, I still keep some good memories about them, so I can tell you all about it.
 
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Hi. To quote my friend here @Bcandid
''Anything large or of importance that happens in my life i document. As you never know when your memory will fail you.''

Truly, a lot of my important life events are implying something large, usually. :p

I'm here to tell you today about a little, sordid little slice of life.

The other day, a casual tuesday at work. This co worker of mine, a little older than I am, has some very interesting features, especially around the chest. She usually won't wear anything too revealing, but I know they're there! Those big juicy tits of hers! It's those little things she will do, and how she moves around the office, that will reveal them in different ways. But there's this separating wall that they've put up between her desk and mine, so we kinda have to stand when we want to talk.
And when she does, she'll kinda lean on it to poke her head over, as she is a little on the short side.
When she does that, she gets them all squished towards me. I have this tempered glass portion right in the middle of my separating wall and that's where I would see her tits just pushing against it, drawing my eyes like magnets, no matter what - she - wears. I swear one day, I almost heard the glass creaking against the weight of those things.
Some other times, she'll come to the side of my wall instead, making it I guess a little less awkward. But she'll still lean against it, hugging that pole to the side. And I kid you not, the other day, she had the baggiest of knitted sweaters. Her tits came to life when she hugged that pole, and it just sliced through that sweater like butter. From what I saw, being the right boob that was coming off my side, it shocked me that it looked like those sweater puppies fetishes. I'm sure she had a bra on, but I think sweater puppies look much better with no bra on. And I started drooling at the thought of what her nude melons would look like just floating around in this big, featureless, knitted sweater. And she just stood there, with all that soft fabric tightened over her tits... and I barely listened to her.

It was hard not to stare... but even though I don't watch directly, I still keep some good memories about them, so I can tell you all about it.

Got any guesses, on measurements? Anywhere a 34L+ (US size, of course)?
 
Ok, I should probably immortalize this, as futile as what she said can be. She made my mind race to very horny conclusions the other day.
She had lost her little chain in her neck. Looking around for it, she suddenly comes back in the office, and as she sits down, bursts out laughing when she found it in her bra. She fishes it out and starts going about how lucky she was to have big boobs, and how they were a great gift to her, how they were useful to her, like catching her jewelry, among other things.
And she kept going with dirty innuendoes, and that she wasn't shy about it, and them (her tits). She would use a louder tone of voice that sounds like she's used to make dirty jokes around the fire with a few drinks.
I tried to change the subject, and try to appear a little more reserved, but she was activating my dirty mind so bad. It was hard for me not to hop in in the discussion and start making more jokes about them, and have her tell us more about them! Mmmmmmmm All I wanted to do was go to the washroom, and whack away this insane state she put me into!
 
Duude, you should try to get her!
Sounds like she doesnt mind talking about them, thats a nice place to start and make conversation.

Keep up the good work and as usual, would loove some pics!
 
Get it dude, you know you deserve it!
 
This girl I used to work with had a respectable 36E, we were known to like each other and she had such pretty brown eyes. She would always come up really close when she talked to me and I would tell her something like "don't get too close, I won't be able to talk and shut down". She then would tease and come even closer, brushing those boobs against me. I'd reply something like "oh the mayhem you create in my head". she seemed to like it, and she was one of the only girls I genuinely liked for her personality. She quit not long after and she still messages me sometimes, bet she knows I'm still on the prowl for them titties.

A friend of mine used to work there too and he told her that her size was like my absolute minimum, I think it had something to do with it.
 
Ok, I should probably immortalize this, as futile as what she said can be. She made my mind race to very horny conclusions the other day.
She had lost her little chain in her neck. Looking around for it, she suddenly comes back in the office, and as she sits down, bursts out laughing when she found it in her bra. She fishes it out and starts going about how lucky she was to have big boobs, and how they were a great gift to her, how they were useful to her, like catching her jewelry, among other things.
And she kept going with dirty innuendoes, and that she wasn't shy about it, and them (her tits). She would use a louder tone of voice that sounds like she's used to make dirty jokes around the fire with a few drinks.
I tried to change the subject, and try to appear a little more reserved, but she was activating my dirty mind so bad. It was hard for me not to hop in in the discussion and start making more jokes about them, and have her tell us more about them! Mmmmmmmm All I wanted to do was go to the washroom, and whack away this insane state she put me into!
Honestly, it sounds like she might be interested in you.
 
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This girl I used to work with had a respectable 36E, we were known to like each other and she had such pretty brown eyes. She would always come up really close when she talked to me and I would tell her something like "don't get too close, I won't be able to talk and shut down". She then would tease and come even closer, brushing those boobs against me. I'd reply something like "oh the mayhem you create in my head". she seemed to like it, and she was one of the only girls I genuinely liked for her personality. She quit not long after and she still messages me sometimes, bet she knows I'm still on the prowl for them titties.

A friend of mine used to work there too and he told her that her size was like my absolute minimum, I think it had something to do with it.

Can you describe some of the more revealing outfits she would wear sometimes???

Mmmmm I like big tits in the work place. Makes the day go by faster. I went through most of the building to classify the top women with the most big tit potential. And whenever I would cross one of them, my mind would start racing. But this colleague in my post is definitely my favorite, as I get to see her all day every day.
 
Can you describe some of the more revealing outfits she would wear sometimes???

Mmmmm I like big tits in the work place. Makes the day go by faster. I went through most of the building to classify the top women with the most big tit potential. And whenever I would cross one of them, my mind would start racing. But this colleague in my post is definitely my favorite, as I get to see her all day every day.

She would wear nothing fancy, just those tank tops that would nicely show the goods, she would also bend over or put her arms close together so they would pop a little.
 
This girl I used to work with had a respectable 36E, we were known to like each other and she had such pretty brown eyes. She would always come up really close when she talked to me and I would tell her something like "don't get too close, I won't be able to talk and shut down". She then would tease and come even closer, brushing those boobs against me. I'd reply something like "oh the mayhem you create in my head". she seemed to like it, and she was one of the only girls I genuinely liked for her personality. She quit not long after and she still messages me sometimes, bet she knows I'm still on the prowl for them titties.

A friend of mine used to work there too and he told her that her size was like my absolute minimum, I think it had something to do with it.

Dude, you 100% have a shot with her.
 
Dude, you 100% have a shot with her.

Yeah, people at work would call her boyfriend her actual boyfriend and I was the 'work boyfriend'. She called me a total charmer and a doll and I told her what else would she expect? She also dated guys who felt she was too big but I can't stand guys like that, making such a sweet and beautiful doll feel like anything less than a total princess, that was my nickname for her by they way. And she got a little miffed at that, but then I explained I called her that because she was just a treasure of a person, that swayed her opinion.
 
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Before I got married, I did a ton of online dating. I went out 2-3 times a week, for YEARS.

The most important lesson that I learned from that, was being able to tell if a woman was interested in me or not.

Everything that you've described about her, indicates that she's interested, particularly because she's continued to communicate with you after quitting her job where you work.

In regards to her having a boyfriend, literally 95% of the women that I met online had boyfriends. Tons of women are unhappy with their boyfriends, and will go look for a NEW boyfriend even though they have one.

Women don't like to be placed on a pedestal, and I think the reason that she doesn't like to be called "princess" is because that's putting her on a pedestal. Keep in mind that while WE like girls with big boobs, a lot of guys aren't into that AT ALL. I wouldn't be surprised if your friend thinks that she's completely overweight. My wife is always giving me shit about this, saying that I am the reason that she's overweight. (I think she looks great the way she is, she'd prefer to be 50lbs skinnier.)

If I were you, I'd ask your friend out for a drink. Don't make a big deal of it, don't take her to a big fancy dinner, just get a drink, and see where things go.

And if you do, let us know how it goes!

Whatever you do, do NOT talk about her boyfriend. Don't ask about him, don't discuss him, just treat all of this like he doesn't exist at all. The fact that she continues to communicate with you really shows where her interest lies.
 
But this colleague in my post is definitely my favorite, as I get to see her all day every day.
You probably need to see her in an off work day.
 
Before I got married, I did a ton of online dating. I went out 2-3 times a week, for YEARS.

The most important lesson that I learned from that, was being able to tell if a woman was interested in me or not.

Everything that you've described about her, indicates that she's interested, particularly because she's continued to communicate with you after quitting her job where you work.

In regards to her having a boyfriend, literally 95% of the women that I met online had boyfriends. Tons of women are unhappy with their boyfriends, and will go look for a NEW boyfriend even though they have one.

Women don't like to be placed on a pedestal, and I think the reason that she doesn't like to be called "princess" is because that's putting her on a pedestal. Keep in mind that while WE like girls with big boobs, a lot of guys aren't into that AT ALL. I wouldn't be surprised if your friend thinks that she's completely overweight. My wife is always giving me shit about this, saying that I am the reason that she's overweight. (I think she looks great the way she is, she'd prefer to be 50lbs skinnier.)

If I were you, I'd ask your friend out for a drink. Don't make a big deal of it, don't take her to a big fancy dinner, just get a drink, and see where things go.

And if you do, let us know how it goes!

Whatever you do, do NOT talk about her boyfriend. Don't ask about him, don't discuss him, just treat all of this like he doesn't exist at all. The fact that she continues to communicate with you really shows where her interest lies.

Yeah, you are right. She does think she is fat and she started working out when that douchebag came along. Bet he doesn't fully appreciate what a princess she really is.
 
Yeah, you are right. She does think she is fat and she started working out when that douchebag came along. Bet he doesn't fully appreciate what a princess she really is.

Among the girls that I've dated who had really big naturals, about 70% of them were REALLY self-conscious about it. Generally they kept them covered up under oversized t-shirts and hoodies. One girl in particular, it took YEARS for me to convince her that she had great boobs.

It's sort of the opposite thing that happens to men when they watch porn; when men watch porn, they think that most men have an eight inch cock and six pack abs. When the average woman watches TV and movies, she gets the idea that the ideal breast size is a C cup.

This is despite the fact that the *average* woman in America has 34DD boobs : https://www.medicaldaily.com/averag...east-size-facts-you-may-not-have-known-365516

This leads to a situation where a woman with average sized, 34DD boobs, thinks her boobs are big and saggy. And a woman who's rocking a 34G or a 36H is absolutely HORRIFIED by how big her boobs are.

This is one of the reasons that I really avoid ANY discussion of their boobs whatsoever. Maybe after we've dated for a few months and I can open up about what I like. But in the beginning, it's a complete minefield. Chances are good, they hate their boobs, and if I notice them it's going to make them really self conscious. And if they happen to LOVE having giant boobs, it puts me at a disadvantage if they know that.

Personally, I focus on anything BUT their appearance.
 
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