I swear to god, this is like one of Newton’s laws. It’s really sad, but ugly girls (or at least ones with low self esteem) are just down for anything and eager to please, meanwhile hot bitches that have been gassed up their whole lives are usually about as animate as a piece of wood.
That's it, I'm naming it. Schuyler's Law. Let it be known.
 
If I had to wager a guess, I'd say she's been given the princess treatment for so long due to her tits that she's terrible in bed, never had to work for it, lies there like a dead fish while whatever chump pumps and dumps into her. I've known girls that were homley as hell but dynamite in bed because they worked for it. She's the opposite.
I'm pretty sure I've said it before in this thread but I almost feel like she's just asexual. She reminds me a lot of a girl I know IRL that has a smoking hot body but she has basically 0 interest in sex and she acts a lot like Sky does in some of the videos where she talks a lot. Like she has no problem showing off her tits to get things she wants but if she ever tries to actually demonstrate a sexual act it comes off like she's never actually had sex before and just learned everything from watching shitty softcore porn or something.

But I like this theory too lol, that she's just so hot that all she really has to do is slap her tits around a bit and most guys will bust in 10 seconds anyways. I know if I had her tits in my face for real I definitely wouldn't last any longer than that.
 
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