Eccentric Mammal
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- Joined
- Dec 24, 2023
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Me: "So what color bra you wearing today?"
Her: "Striped. Purple and black stripes."
Me: "Nice. What size?"
Her: Uh uh uh. You ain't knowin' that. But check this out. (jiggles her tits)
Me: "Jesus fucking Christ."
Her: "Ha ha. You wanna fuck 'em! They're really soft today."
Me: "Oh come on. You just made me hard at work."
Her: "Aw... you're hard for me and you can't jerk off."
Me: "I can jerk off to your Facebook."
Her: "Nah, it's private. Too bad for you. I just posted photos from my friend's wedding. You'd blow your load if you saw these puppies in a low-cut dress."
LOL it ain't private.
Her: "Striped. Purple and black stripes."
Me: "Nice. What size?"
Her: Uh uh uh. You ain't knowin' that. But check this out. (jiggles her tits)
Me: "Jesus fucking Christ."
Her: "Ha ha. You wanna fuck 'em! They're really soft today."
Me: "Oh come on. You just made me hard at work."
Her: "Aw... you're hard for me and you can't jerk off."
Me: "I can jerk off to your Facebook."
Her: "Nah, it's private. Too bad for you. I just posted photos from my friend's wedding. You'd blow your load if you saw these puppies in a low-cut dress."
LOL it ain't private.
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